It says so much that the obvious analogy for the Republican Party’s behavior right now is the Mafia. I’m not saying you’re wrong at all--hell, I’ve been making the same comparison since Scooter Libby--but it’s depressing as fuck that one of our two major political parties is being run like an organized crime family.

I really think that the longer you listen to Warren, the better she sounds. Every time she talks, I find myself vigorously nodding in agreement and smiling the warm smile of someone who finally hears a politician who wants to fix our problems.

Everyone says that, but I think this is one case where the conventional wisdom in Washington is deeply isolated from the popular sentiment. I think that the majority of Americans are already convinced that impeachment is the necessary remedy for Trump’s crimes.

But is it a huge political risk? Trump is historically unpopular, and the case for impeachment is crystal clear. It’s honestly a bigger risk not to impeach him at this point.

I can still remember wanting Robot Chicken to do a parody of this show where Chris Hansen reveals that no, he’s not actually Arnold Schwarzenegger, he’s with Dateline NBC. And this hideous alien with weird mouth-parts hisses at him and tries to activate its mimetic camouflage, but Chris is like, “I’ve got all the chat…

My honest feeling is that it’s the job of white guys (and I speak as a white guy here) to be the audience for this show. Like, we’ve spent a long time talking, and now it’s our turn to shut up and listen to other people’s stories for a while.

“Telling passengers that our ship is headed for the bottom of the ocean is psychological abuse. Iceberg alarmists are passenger abusers. They aren’t just wrong and stupid — though they are those things — they’re also morally depraved.”

We can all agree that “Oh, I love Elizabeth Warren, I’m just worried about all those other people” is basic concern trolling, right?

To misquote John Mulaney, “My President is a bitch and I love her so much!”

“Nameless, faceless” women. Except, you know, for their names and faces.

They should just hire the guy from “The Lawnmower Man” to... take care of this little problem.

Still insist the next movie should be called “Freddy”, and should feature Robert Englund sans makeup as the creepy old janitor who keeps hearing voices telling him to cut the kids’ eyes out so they won’t keep staring at him.

Absolutely. All you motherfuckers “reinterpreting” Shakespeare, knock it the fuck off! Mel Gibson did ‘Hamlet’, and that should be fucking GOOD ENOUGH for you whiny bastards! Stop trying to relate older stories to modern circumstances. There’s no reason at all why a story about a heartless, rich asshole who thinks…

Elway should just sit the guy down and say, “Look, I’m not sure if you know this, but ‘holding’ is when you try to get smart and grab a guy instead of just pushing him back. So maybe don’t try to have such Clever Hans next time?”

“You’ve got a lot of nerve complaining about someone openly defending a guy they know is a serial sexual predator when you... didn’t do that!” Any favorable coverage came back when the worst thing anyone thought Antonio Brown did was complain about his helmet. Short of being mind readers, they couldn’t have done…

Always remember: The goal of Republicans is to make government as ineffective as possible, the better to justify cutting its budget (in ways that funnel that money into their pockets instead). They are looking for the most inept, incompetent, useless motherfuckers on the face of the planet. If those incompetent…

Spider-Woman’s original 70s run started with her being mentored by a mysterious mystic named Charles Magnus and fighting Morgan le Fay, and ended with her time-traveling in astral form to battle Morgan and losing her connection to her human body as a result. (Comics being comics, she got better.) It’s a deep cut, but…

He sounds more like the guy who wants to be holding the hayfork.

“Look, Tony, you’re great and all, but... I really want the ‘drunken angry pirate’ look, okay? It’s the only thing that still gives me joy.”

I had this crazy idea for the prequels that all Jedi just naturally became Force ghosts when they died, and instead of consulting Yoda and a bunch of small children about the missing planet of Kamino, Obi-Wan went to the Jedi Spirit Halls and consulted the dead Jedi.