I’ve heard people suggest the opposite—that McConnell knows Kavanaugh can’t win, and that he knows that the longer this drags on the worse it’s going to get and the less chance they’ll be able to get anyone confirmed before the midterms. This theory suggests that the vote is a mercy killing.

If all it took to drive you away from feminism was a satirical opinion column that you didn’t think was funny, you must have a very fragile belief system.

But Michael isn’t necessarily an infallible narrator either... which is probably something of an understatement on my part, given what we’ve seen of him in the first two seasons. It’s always been Eleanor’s contention that the entire Good Place/Bad Place system is flawed, and she’s the protagonist--I’d suggest that her…

Like Trump would ever give you money back.

They had warning--a guy came running through shouting, “Here comes the king, here comes the big number one!” But sadly, nobody picked up the reference.

Black women get shit on by white women, black women get shit on by black men, black women get shit on by white men ten times worse than white women or black men. Black women are at the center of every set of asshole crosshairs.

Can you imagine if his accuser was a white woman?

I frequently wake up drenched in the blood of strangers!

Look, if you’re going to bring in ‘facts’, and ‘knowledge’, and ‘an understanding of race as a fundamentally unscientific concept generated to maintain rigid social hierarchies’, and ‘an accurate belief that the way that racists use the term “white genocide” doesn’t match any dictionary use of the term “genocide” as…

Perhaps the skin can be made of something with a high heat tolerance, and can be thoroughly disinfected between, um... sessions? Dip it in a solution of bleach and water heated to 175 F, let it soak into the cracks, then power-wash it off.

I don’t think letting clergy be sexual would fix it, because I don’t think that celibacy is in any way the cause of the problem. I think that a number of pedophiles think that celibacy is a cure for their problems, or at the very least that a vow of celibacy will somehow give them more willpower to confront their…

I still remember when Grant Morrison told everyone that of course he was bringing back Barry Allen for ‘Final Crisis’, that it was good that death in comics wasn’t permanent, and that only sad wankers really believed it when companies tried to tell them that a comic-book death was a big important event that they…

Possibly an unpopular opinion, but maybe we’re just reaching a point where watching two people hit each other in the head as hard as they can until one of them falls down isn’t really considered to be socially acceptable on the kind of scale that can support a national sport? I mean, football is waning in popularity…

Look, if you’re trying to be ‘rational’, and ‘reasonable’, and ‘not horribly racist’, and ‘aware that this is just a bunch of bigoted shitbirds appropriating the language of progressive causes and trying to apply it to their hateful whinging about minorities being treated like human beings’, then... um...

I’m genuinely in awe. Seriously. It is not often that you see a virtuoso performance of stupid like this, even on Kinja. I mean, you packed more dipshittery into three sentences than most trolls manage in three paragraphs. Truly, you are a master of the art of bullshit, sir, and I salute you.

White genocide is absolutely a thing! I mean, yes, you and I know it as “allowing white women to sleep with whoever they want, even if those people are minorities, instead of rigidly enforcing racial purity through violence and intimidation,” but that doesn’t make it not a thing.

“They just had a Star Wars bomb! A bland movie about a white male protagonist failed horribly! Don’t you see how that means that TLJ was a failure?”

Excellent work, comrade! You’re throwing them off the scent!

But that’s just it—she doesn’t know that there isn’t a spy in their midst. The main characters speculate that the First Order has found some way to track them through hyperspace, and that speculation turns out to be accurate, but they have no way of knowing that there isn’t someone on board feeding their jump…

It’s a method acting course. The first step is to really make yourself believe that it’s unfair that a few little sexual assaults in your background should ruin your whole life like this.