That completely ruins the Movie to me. I was totally into that Old Guy fighting his way through the Storm to help that Kid and then . . . Fuck that Movie. I don't have much use for any Kubrick Movie after "2001". There are parts of "Eyes Wide Shut" I really like. Well,t they're actually parts of Nicol Kidmon . . .…

Well, I wasn't his Doctor! What are you mad at me for?

Oh, so THAT"S why I can't go out in my dog suit without getting those comments!

And at The End he gets that really awesome Snow Plow he wanted!

With Pat Morita, right?

It must have been a very roomy book!

He's really funny with Jerry Lewis in "The Patsy". Best scene in the Movie!

God, that still pisses me off! He finally makes it to the Hotel, goes inside, and - BAM!!!

Instead of fighting they will ride around in Kato's Low Rider Mobile and smoke huge joints of what hilariously turn out to be dog shit.

I been hanging' out with Christine Caffeine.

Between "Blacula" and "Blood On Satan's Claw" Hammer really got . . . No, I wasn't going to say "Hammered"! Swear to God!

I'm really into "Standalone".

Is this going to be "The Pink Panther" with Black people?Awesome! I see that Keenan kid from "SNL" as Inspector Clouseau and Thandie Newton as The Countess! And "Black Diamond" by KISS will be the theme Song! Let's make it happen, Hollywood!

Coswell Cogs on "The Jetsons" was a funny Saturday Morning Cartoon Dude. Shoulda had his own Show. George Jetson sucked. Mister Spacely was cool, too. Otherwise, that Show was no "Flintstones". When is that Seth McFarland "Flintstones" reboot coming out?

I've never seen "Dexter". It's a Sit Com about bumbling Dad and his Lovable Family, right? I just bought the DVD set and mailed it to Mom for a gift. She needs something new to watch now that she's seen every episode of "Full House".

Something about a Serial Killer? Wow! What's next - A Show about a Dad?

I don't need you, Cocaine!

She'll use it and your copyright is worthless - She's HILLARY!

232 Billion Dollars in improper Welfare Payments . . . 232 Billion Dollars in improper Welfare Payments . . . nope. Not ringing a bell.

Wow! Maybe Hillary will become President and people all over the World will get into "Hilarious". Yeah, and they'll get into "The Benghazi attack was triggered by an anti Muslim Documentary on You Tube" too.