Amen to that, man.

Maybe he'll come up with - Oh My God! - new original Lyrics that will take it to A Whole 'Nother Level?

"Satan" rhymes with "Hatin'" so there's a lot of Funky Fresh potential there, yo.

"Battlefield Earf!"

People that have never heard that Record just don't understand.

I didn't have the energy to actually mould it into a an actual Joke. That's the kind of thing Bob Hope used say to his Writers all the Time. He could come with an idea for a Joke but couldn't for the Life of him Write one. So he would walk around talking like Andy Richter on the TBS Conan Show.

Uh . . . Something about Hillary cause of Cousin Hillary and Hillary Clinton won't have anything else to do cause . . .

Yeah, every time I see NBC I'm all "Whoa! What? Oh, yeah . . . 'N' for 'National'! Yeah!" That's the only reason I ever watched "Suddenly Susan".

Is that the Hotel where Belushi died?

I'm jealous of Matthew cause he fucked Bai Ling!

99) Oh, Snap!
98) Let's Do This!
97) George (It didn't work with a Magazine, but . . . )
96) SKA!
95) 9/11 24/7
94) BENGHAZI!

It's a TV Network, any stupid word is an appropriate Name for it. Once you've gotten used to Spike or Sy Fy anything works. Just as long as you don't have to watch the shit.

Is he going to scream at us about how bad Fireworks are? Who are we spending Christmas Eve with? Lewis Black? "HOW CAN SHE BE A FUCKIN' VIRGIN!?! THAT'S SO FUCKIN' STUPID!!! FUCK!!!"

I was gonna throw Martin And Lewis in there but I didn't want to upset Charlie Rose.

I don't get Sam Fuller myself, but I'm glad you kids are having a Good Time.

You have to Shout It! Shout It Out Loud! like Willem Dafoe as the Psychic FBI Agent hollering "THERE WAS A FIRE FIGHT!!!!" in "Boondocks Saints"!

Dorothy Stratten!

"Penrod And Sam"!

Yeah, I remember that. That was some good Playboy Celebrity stuff.

Oh, for God's sake!