They Reported it so casually, like when they told us one day we would all be joking around together on the Internet. Oh, OK! And one day you be having Sex with a Robot. Oh . . . WHAT!?

Yeah, I remember that Report a few Weeks ago about how Twenty Years from now we'll all be fucking Robots. What Good People we will be!

Does Apple make a Robot I can do that with?

Hey, man! I just saw the first Installment of "The Walking Dead Airliner" on You Tube! They're on an Airliner and they're all scared! This Teenager is talking to his Mom on his Phone and a Mysterious Asian Girl knocks the phone out of his hand! MYSTERIOUS ASIAN GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, well, they would, wouldn't they?

I stayed long enough to enjoy your "demo Reel" gag!

Uh oh! This is a good time to get off line and go do stuff!

And don't forget to get blown by Asia Argento!

No, it's called "Petty". Everybody's going to think it's about Rush Limbaugh!

I was thinking about "The Walking Dead Airliner" Jokes but I got scared.

Why, yes I do. I do it for the Insensitive Lout Up Votes.

Ya know, to this Day I have never seen that Show!

I don't know. I just found out some asshole has a Big Deal Tom Petty Biography coming out and my Mind has gone all Darren on "Bewitched".

It might be like that Sit Com about Dave Barry. Only FUNNIER!!! HA HA HA HA!!!

Just hanging around with him every now and then would be enough for me.

I'm Sorry! I felt kind of bad about that Dick post. Canada is a Good place. And it's BIG.

I guess somebody will be into this. Maybe someone will even have something interesting to post about it. That would be a very special person.

Wow, Wanda Sykes still gets Work. Incredible.

That Woman is Smiling! Remember the "Stop Telling Women To Smile" thing last Week?
TOO SOON!!! www.thedevilisasissy.com

Trump has the "Let's fuck with the Pollsters and the Reporters' heads! Ha Ha Ha!" Vote. He won't be the GOP Nominee.