Oh, man! You heard about the Pilot who DIED on a Plane today? Oh, man!

A lot of people would go nuts and start killing people. But a lot of other people would really enjoy watching that so, it's COOL!

When I was doing stand-up, I told the other comics how much I liked Tommy Chong and they looked at me I was retarded. Fuck those cocksuckers. Them and their Colin Quinn.

That's a lot of Talk about Canada.

Tommy Chong was a kid when the Noble Red Man was in charge. Tommy Chong is OLD!

I think a kid with an Old Chinese Dad and a Young White Mom would have had a very hard Time no matter where he grew up. But it made a Funny Motherfucker out of him! We should have more young white chicks running around with old Chinese guys. Way too much of whatever mess we're getting shit like Jon Oliver and Stephen…

Gotta keep that in play, huh?

I Love Tommy Chong but any Tommy Chong interview is Cringe City. Tommy likes to TALK. TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK. He's always so confident that what he is saying is incredibly brilliant mind bending stuff but . . . There must be an explanation for this, I dunno . . . As for Tommy's brilliant take on the 2016…

Don't worry, there will be a dozen or so other people taking your side before long. Nobody will back me up. I don't need em.

Well, he was in the Army, wasn't he? Why give him the benefit of a doubt?

Yeah, okay, they didn't portray the guy as a Psycho Cannibal Racist. You win.

Gee, do you think there will be Navy ships patrolling off the Coast of California?

I haven't seen a single second of this but from what I've read here, to Hell with it.

I learned that from "American Graffiti", man.

I was in the Army a long Time ago. Show Biz people hate our guts.

Negative portrayals of the military? What else have we ever seen?

Don't talk to me about fucking Buzzed. I'm right in the middle of "She's Out Of My League" and actually having a Good Time.

I saw that Video.

Hey, Kids - PROMO PARTY!!

If you found out about it from Slate I'd rather not know about it.