"weird, empty comedy"?

Speaking of the DNC, a "Friend" of mine at Face Book posted a fuckin' Portrait of Debbie Wasserman Schultz today. Also - David Higgins from "Malcolm In The Middle" and the Ellen Degeneres Show hath proclaimed "I Stand With Parent Parenthood". It's like that all day every fuckin' day. I hate that shit.

The really cute one who works in the Lab with the dead people. She'll find me attractive after looking at dead dudes all day, right?

Hey, Lucy has quite a Career going! Guess she doesn't need me. I should look up the Lead Girl in that shitty "Famine". Horror Movie. She's beautiful but can't act for shit. She'll date for Popcorn and a Coke!

wow, I need to do my Lucy Punch research. She's some kinda great!

Boston Spaceships was sooo much better than all this.

There ought to be a contemporary version of "Grease" called "Gleese".

Oh, man. Geez. Ouch.

Was Steve Allen her Dad?

Uh oh! Look out Marion Cotillard! Lena Dunham is coming to get you!

Oh! What about that Black Girl on "Bones"? You like her, right?

I'm relieved to see that Carrie doesn't have a black eye.

Yeah, but Lucy Punch is in it. I Love Lucy Punch. When is she gonna be in a Good Movie?

He Co Wrote it with his Dad. He would Write a Chapter and Bob Elliot would Write the next one. All of Bob's Chapters were like "I just read Chris' last Chapter and I don't know what he is talking about. I think Writing a book with him is turning out to be a really bad idea."

Sorry, man.

I got a Michio Kaku cut just this afternoon.

Mick Jagger's Girlfriend committed Suicide a few Months ago and Jim Carrey's Girlfriend committed Suicide this Week End.

Goes to the Fishermen to recruit Disciples, winds up in onr hundred and fifteen cans of Tuna.

Marilyn Monroe was really Hot and Funny but she kind of bums me out. How could you bone such a sad woman?

THANK you, BikeKike!