Send in the "There Will Be Blood" guy to do that thing with the Straw.

Hey, I yelled "MOTHERFUCKER!!!" today at Work when a clock fell off the wall. I was startled! The Women were freaked out.

I saw it once, one of those girls is funny.

I'm partial to all this AMC Zombie Stuff but telling a Story in sixteen segments each one running for less than one minute? No. And it won't be long until they put out the full One Hour or One Hour And A Half, or Two Hour version anyway. So get outta here with this silly shit.

It was in a shitty Movie I found on You Tube at One AM. When it was over I got about Ninety Minutes sleep before I had to drink Coffee and Work on an article about The Buzzcocks before taking a Shower and going to Work. I am a busy man.

Seriously, I think it was some guy named Tom who was the main character in that Movie. Go hide in the Woods before the Sci Fi Assholes freak out and attack your House!

Was that Adam West? I thought it was a Spider Monkey?

Yeah, "Moby Dick" is pretty good.

I saw a three breasted woman in a crummy High School Comedy called "Premature" last night. I forgot all about that. Thanks for reminding me!

Aw, man, I thought he was gonna say something really fucked up. What a drag.

Man, fuck that Movie. Space sucks.

No, they just had those really cool Underwater Zombies.

I'm in the same boat. I really Love those Movies but if I watched something like "Breathless" or The Seven Samurai" every night I'd go out of my Mind. Movies aren't like Music. I can listen to "Electric Ladyland" three or four times a night every night but if I watched "Nashville" more than once every three or four…

Yeah, I've lost interest. Now I just watch shit on You Tube and feel like a moron.

Not only is he a good Director, but he is also an endless source of odd habits and comments that people can make fun of on the Internet!

CHLOE GRACE MORITZ!?!

I'm not Supervising, I'm being a dick.

Raises fist in air as '79 Corvette tears off into the desert.

Bathroom jokes . . . Chocolate pudding jokes . . .

You know what a B-17 is! You must be as old as I am! You got any Grand Funk Eight Tracks?