Don’t worry. It’s not real. I mean, it’s real as in it’s on his site, but it’s a joke. Don’t be scared.

Hahaha! That’s amazing.

That helmet, though. What the hell?

Also, most car insurance already comes with roadside assistance.

What the hell are you on about?

Look, the poor girl saw the writing on the wall and realized her cankles were going to keep her from jumping to the A-list. She did what she had to do. Don’t be all judgey!

Istanbul was Constantinople...

I was so bummed about Osha. She was one of my favorite characters and I always wished she was in the show more.

Ugh. I totally agree. Can’t people just enjoy themselves anymore without some asshat filming it with a camera and posting it for all to see?

Why are all the books turned backward on the bookshelf? My “inner Skyrim” was flashing red lights when I noticed it.

Fat Hillbilly Code of Conduct

If you’re angry articulate the anger and make your case. No need to ban words because you can’t handle confrontation.

I want Susan Sarandon to tie me down and have her way with me.

Maybe it’s like “Love, your scalp”, as in “Love, your BOSS”. Because your hair’s boss is the scalp.

Stop being afraid of words.

It’s more of a spoiler for the game, you fucking turd.

Apologies then. But your comment made it sound like you thought the whole trailer/game looked dumb, not that specific prop. Which would be a dumb thing to comment about since you’ve never played the game and have no idea what it’s about.

So true about the corn bread. Personally, I don’t like to waste precious stomach real estate with bread when I can have more ribs. :-)

More proof that Texas has bad taste and is hell on earth.