If it’s any good, it won’t last long enough to spoil.

Hushpuppies?! What the hell?

I just recently learned that all the big, big corporations in the country have 5 year, 10 year, 25 year, and 50 year planning teams. It does seem like your corporate overlords have this shit all planned out. Maybe this is common knowledge, but I had never considered the idea of a company having a half-century…

You get it.

Don’t be such an asshole, fuckface.

You can say “retarded”, you’re not supposed to say “retard”. “Retarded” is a clinical term meaning “less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one’s age”.

I saw a movie once where some guy said, “that’s gay” and a woman replied, “how come when you mean stupid, you say ‘gay’”? It cracked me up and made me realize that it was kind of stupid to say “gay” when I meant “stupid”.

I honestly don’t understand why people can’t “take a joke” anymore. When I was a kid, if we didn’t tease you we didn’t like you. The more people gave me shit, the more I knew we were friends.

It’s always important to chime in on something you have no knowledge of and zero context.

And yet, this crappy “art” would have been worth millions if done by a “real” artist. The art world is utter bullshit.

One more example of why “hate crimes” are fucking stupid.

Nope.

Great music and sound design editing.

Where’s the link? I want to see it.

She’s barely attractive and not a good actor. Sometimes she’s able to skate through a scene because of good editing and a great performance from the others in the scene.

Haha! The other day my wife asked me when that game was ever going to end. I told here, “hopefully never.” She rolled her eyes.

I don’t think all oil degrades latex. Just the petroleum based ones.

Meh. Back when I drank beer, I enjoyed an ice-cold Bud (or similar) once in awhile. It’s fizzy and refreshing on a hot day and went great with a burger and fries.

Maybe check your blindspot before you change lanes. Especially if you have a kid in the car. I think we all know who the asshole is in your story and it’s not the rider.

You have no idea what the hell you’re talking about.