Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

One in hole!

lots of things are a big problem in Tacoma

Meanwhile Tiffany Trump is still out in the cold.

stop taking the time to look at the price of anything

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

The only reason I can think of for her not winning is that they can’t give the award to someone who has the same name as the award.

Little trick I picked up over the years. If you’re fighting from the low ground, you’re going to want to duck real low, so your opponent has to adjust their stance and lean over more to make contact. You’re taking them out of their center of balance and at this point, you grab them by the waist of their pants and…

Man, I love Sean Bean.

thats haht...

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Somewhere in Queens there’s a storefront gold buyer who is sticking to his story, that a guy matching this description tried to sell him 85.5 pounds of gold flake. Not 86.“Hand to God, officers. Detectives, I mean.”

At least a bucket load, that’s for sure.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Learning how to adult isn’t something you should be learning after you reach drinking age.

And a big Fuck you back dude.

The nerfherder scene would have been the one to use. But kudos for trying.

I actually think the Prius was planning on passing the Tesla without checking to see if the other lane was clear. You can see the Prius starting to edge into the other lane before swerving back and then slamming on the brakes. Either way, the dude was an idiot.