Child murder is terrible, but the real crime here are those photos! Jesus Christ.

I hate to use the term “disruptor” because it’s such a cliche, but they are definitely changing the paradigm for how cars get made.

Ok. Sorry for the jab. I was kidding.

Thanks for the high school economics refresher, Capt. Obvious. But that argument doesn’t work with Tesla. They currently produce around 35,000 cars per year. You want to talk about economy of scale? Take a look at a company like Ford that can produce 10,000 units per day.

APRIL FOOLS!

Fucking cats....

Probably because he knows this experiment is doomed. If you can’t make a profit on a $100k car, what makes you think you can make one on a $35k car? Especially since none of your big competitors (BMW, Mercedes, etc.) have even started competing yet?

That’s what I thought at first too. Sadly, no. He has only ever heard music on his iPod and assumed music just came as files. He was fascinated by the album art and liner notes on the old LP covers. It blew his mind.

...just misinformed.

Haha... and a little sad.

Oof. Had some people over for dinner the other day and they brought their 11 year old son. I was playing a jazz record on vinyl and he was super intrigued. When he asked we what the heck that thing was, I said, “it’s a record”. He looked at me puzzled and I said, “Yeah, you know. Sort of like a CD, but bigger.” There…

Enough with the “gotcha” questions, mister! GELLA isn’t running for office.

You better never run for office.

He’s right.

Size 6?!! We’re not making fashion for Amazonian giants here!

I guess being on Twitter at all? Fuck Twitter.

Or simply a pencil and a piece of paper.

Anything is better than another goddamned Bush or Clinton.

Stick it in your bum.

What kind of shitty parent calls the cops about something like this? If you’re really that upset about it, go talk to the girl’s parents like a goddamned adult.