I did too.

Has anybody ever found a really good quality strategy PC game in the style of the old board game Advanced Squad Leader by Avalon Hill? If so, can you recommend it?

That trailer is a muddled mess. The performances look good, though. I hope it’s good and as funny as it should be.

You got ginger snaps!?!

If you ban bare breasts in Time Square the goddammed terrorists win.

Why is it assumed that he’d pay for his kid’s college if he can’t afford it? After 18, technically, those “kids” are grown ass adults and can pay for themselves.

First of all, not everything is about you. Secondly, no. It was a joke about the wrong bride walking down the aisle.

Translation: nice guy = small penis.

Marry H and fuck K on the side. Problem solved. Next?

Isn’t that the whole point of direct marketing? You customize content for specific demos. This isn’t racist, it’s smart.

True story:

Damn. You’re getting off easy with the prices! My wife and I went to a movie the other night and it was $42 for 2 tix plus another $38 for snacks (one of the snacks was a $12 beer, but still). $80 total a for two people to have a movie date night.

Shouldn’t it be “They’re” as in “There are”, not “There’s” as in “There is”? It’s plural.

Why on earth would anybody want to heat up their steak to make it harder before cooking it?

Bummer. I’m the kind of gamer who doesn’t get to play everyday or even all that often anymore, but when I do I like to play for hours and hours. I guess I need to cram it all in a once thanks to real life commitments. Anyway, sounds like VR gaming would suck for that.

Hey, hey, hey now!!

Good for him! Get some, Scott!!

Don’t fund kickstarter campaign. What’s wrong with you people? If the idea is so great, they’ll be able to get legitimate funding and not screw you over later.

She also looks super needy and clingy.

You don’t get to own a hair style.