The honourable Judge Nevada presiding.

"calling out disrespect, bullying, mocking the handicapped"

Ooof.

I mean, it's because of poor nutrition but it's important to realise that your body isn't a furnace. It's not calories in vs calories out.

Why's it gotta be a white rhino? Huh!?

…..Would smash.

Lady Grodiva.

I SEE A BUNHEAD!

Was that the same rain stick in both New Girl and Brooklyn Nine Nine?

Was that the same rain stick in both Brooklyn Nine Nine and New Girl?

He did say, when accused of harassment that he didn't go for uggos. Maybe republican women just all have low self esteem?

If Dwayne hit Trump, Trump would die before it even connected.

That's Officer Detective Captain Deputy Mayor Prometheus Lance.

I liked him as the super nice demon on Reaper.

I mean, that could easily have been Ravager (aka, Slade's son Grant) in that budget ass-deathstroke get up.

Have we had a penance stare yet?

Hello Megan!

In fairness to them, it's pretty hard to outdo a direct quote from this guy…

My God! (Or theirs, I guess.) Which podcast? I must listen to that.

Are the people in the western hemisphere, who aren't upper class manhattanites who eat brunch?