Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'll fuck you with a rake.

"Danny! You're back!"

Sloan and everyone are awesome together.

@avclub-e2a6a1ace352668000aed191a817d143:disqus Most complicated and also best drinking game ever.

WHAT!?

"I used to grow… mostly… in the morning."

That is actually really good casting.

Except that Mac is American.

I think I can actually make a pretty good case for Terriers being one of my top five.

Thanks.

Blarney Stinson?

In fairness, I never said what changes I was making.

Hang on… BRB, I've got to update my OkCupid profile.

Do I need to start watching this show?

FAP FAP FAP etc.

I don't know. I thought Don was an asshole.

I'll never stop loving the phrase "wake up sheeple!"

This must at least partially be based in the fact that if that guy had hit Olivia Munn she'd have fucking died. He was like, what, 6' 5"? And I could see his pecs through his shirt.

We were never supposed to believe that.

You mean Donatello Threat?