+1 Dred Scott

I am glad they are going all in and not settling for some 3/5 BS compromise.

This is fun, it’s like we got two versions of the joke: The premium version for people who can interpret humor, and the basic version for those who’d rather not pay extra.

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

Beer and wine when I worked there back in 1997. Options were limited on both, but any port in a storm.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

THIS right here. His mother wasn’t just basking in privilege, she displayed animosity towards HIM while wearing that shirt and dragging that cop into it.

This is vile.

Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.

“I went through some times when I didn’t know if I was going to get to do this anymore.” Well, of course she did. When Kim Kardashian used a snake emoji to describe Taylor Swift, it certainly looked like music studios would no longer allow Swift to make millions and millions of dollars for them. (It is a common…

“Thufferin’ thuccotash!”

But what if I want to slap my dick between two bricks?

True story: Every Saturday I would wake up and take her to this magic and game shop that was in a huge house in the middle of the city. They would play Pokemon all day. (To be fair, many of them were playing Magic, The Gathering).

You know the term, “don’t judge a book by its cover”? Don’t judge an article by its lead photo. This is a magnificent piece. Well done, again Mariott Harriot (I wish your last name rhymed with a better chain of hotels)

2018 is so fucked up it made Don Lemon woke.

Just like every other shitass fan, talking shit and writing checks they know the players won’t make them cash. We are way overdue for another Malice at the Palace.

my cats’ toe beans smell like corn chips.

That reminds me of a funny thing about cows. Now a lot of people don’t know this, but cow’s aren’t actually purple. Actually, a lot of experts will tell you that milk comes from cows, and maybe they’re right, but have you actually ever seen them get the milk out? It’s disgusting (if milk really does come from cows,…

A couple more years like this and he might even be in the hall of fame conversation.