Next thing you know they’ll be rebranded under a new name, Ord Motors.

I really came into that movie expecting to have fun, and I came out of it about 40 minutes in.

That dong looked averaged size to me. Maybe comparing it to other homers, it might seem impressive, but it looked pretty average. Maybe because it was a night game it looked big, but really it was probably only a little bit longer than most...but not that much.

Either of these two stories is worth more than a 1980 Pontiac, no matter its condition.

I can imagine two instances where this would be a NP:

To replace all the trees that the wind flattened over the past year; to shore up the stream bed along the bottom of the property; to restore some of the privacy we lost when developers murked the entire forest to the west of us; because planting trees is fun and good.

I wonder what is in the Pantheon of “Late Night Movies for Edgy Teens?” these days. Does anyone know if Kids, Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club and Gummo have survived?

yet there was no concern that it would cause real virgins?

Kanye and Candance are willing to distance themselves from black people because they have become addicted to the hypnotizing effects of the white gaze.

“On the one hand, I could save myself some trouble if I just de-escalate the situation and maybe tell this lady to chill out, and these guys will probably want to take their business elsewhere anyway, and I can move on. No crime has been committed and if this goes sideways I might end up on the local news, and that’s…

Joel Embiid as Mankind, which I think would make him more of a chaotic neutral than hero/villain?

I watch the Boy Meets World Halloween episode every single Halloween. It is a thing of beauty.

Eric Andre “poke[ing] fun at “edgy” comics who aren’t actually edgy” but are really hacks is Inception-level ironic.

the unstoppable march of time sure as shit gets a C- from me

So would Rachel Dolezal be like the perfect match for him?

I knew a goth kid who slept in a pine casket he built himself so I guess my point is never underestimate how far a white person will take dumb idea.

On some real shit, I LOVE being black. All the bullshit racism, micoaggressions, aggressionaggressions, and evil ytwimmen aside: this shit is dope and I wouldn’t change it for the world.

Well, Spring is the season for 33-year-olds to come back from the dead.

Er... come again?

He sure sucked the fun out of that one