on mother’s day, will you have an article about all of the #dadmoms out there too?

“Like she told you sell ass, no, Minaj did that so hopefully you wouldnt have to go through that...”

“This looks like Drake realized he bit off more than he could chew and backed off.”

“reported”

This qualifies as good news. Thanks Breanna.

Like, going back to [Reed’s earlier Adult Swim series] Frisky Dingo,

If anybody hasn’t read the books I recommend them (even to adults). They were some of the best writing I read as a kid. Lyra and Will are terrific characters.

*takes a deep drag on his cigarette*
We all are

Jesus, dude - you already lost your job but still have to go home every night to a woman you just crucified. Learn to cut your losses.

How could you, David Lynch?

Ohhh so it should have been heard like so with appropriate Lebron meme:

He’s an over exaggerating old nigga protecting his investment. He’s making it sound like Pusha was caught holding guns outside of Drakes bedroom window. He can relax now tho. His baby is safe.

Also, Wayne Gretzky never won a single Super Bowl. Talk about a lack of grit.

Try vaping and reducing the amount of nicotine you use over time. I’ve seen this method work for multiple smokers.

As a Bostonian, let me give some unsolicited advice to my motor city friends. When it comes to movies based on your home city and people who have lived there... you have to forget you know the story behind it, and all of the liberties, inaccuracies, appropriations, and bad accents associated with it. Otherwise all…

No one at the press conference followed up with the obvious question: are they referring to Kenneth Branagh’s 1993 version or Joss Whedon’s artier 2012 production?

Yeah, unfortunately this is another instance of behavior that’s been reported on earlier, but kept quiet because he’s a Darling Celebrity. Well, was, at least. #TimesUp on that.

Well, hockey is exciting to watch.*

Afterward Goodell told a crowd of reporters, “I did Nazi anything that troubled. Truly, it was one of the fascist decisions we’ve ever made. Was it the best deal we’ve ever made? Totally ... -tarian.”

ESPN may show a lot more UFC, but I won’t be watching it*