You can't get to heaven with a nickel in your jeans
The lord don't allow no slot machines

Melania looks like she just witnessed a horrific accident.

Where, exactly, is "Putin's" hand?

At least the gal in the middle is celebrating the appropriate cosplayer, who mysteriously goes without mention.

She works, but her work is not so big a deal when there's zero risk of financial failure.

Sure, the fact that they didn't start earlier was the only problem.

…and you're Freddy Fredrickson!

FTW

Next up, we'll display Hannity's browser history, which certainly won't show anything "graphic".

De-regs are just low-hanging fruit to serve as "accomplishments".

Right? I need to know which one is appropriate to lust after.

If the disclosure he signed says "we may have something similar in the works", his chances are nil.

Poor Trump, always misunderstood…

Tim Allen allegedly enjoyed the pool scene in Wild Hogs.

I'm glad they had someone like Jones to fall back to. And…Hannity!

Oh I don't doubt that. I was hoping the horribleness of the extreme side of the wing-nuttisphere (in particular, those who follow him) pushed him into a more reasonable realm of punditry.

I don't always feel like I live under a rock, but when I do, it's after reading comments on this page.

Beck has slowed his roll significantly since he was borne unto the media world, edging ever closer to right centrist.

And cowardly, which is also Joffrey.

It's easier to figure out who not to talk to.