He is, like, a smart person, y'know. He's obviously not an actual smart person, but a whole lot like one.

What blew my mind was a member of the Breitbart Youth asking a reasonable question about the ghost-written EO and how quickly it was pushed into action. It gave ol' Spicer McCarthy a great opportunity to lie about how fully vetted it wasn't.

Wonder if Trump will set a record for being the Most Lampooned President Ever.

At least we know the Trump Crazhouse would never, ever try to shut down Twitter.

In some sort of defense, it's a little difficult to answer all universal questions within a two-hour time span while trying to spin a story at the same time.

Y'all are clobbering this poor soul :)

*hastily stashes penis extender

He should have taken it to trial. He would have totally won…says he.

What levers can a VP actually pull? It's a glorified PR manager.

Or, someone "challenged" my vote only to delay it enough so it didn't count.

Hell is overflowing with geniuses. Very few idiots turn out to be successful. I'm living proof :)

So Weird Science…not accurate?

I feel like I just read a Dan Brown novel

John Krasinski is like the mild-mannered Zach Braff.

Arguments against Kaep's non-stand aren't "wrong", they're simply counter-protests or differences of opinion.

You can ask my cousin Vinny.

Alabama's known for its mud ;)

To explain Baio, it might be helpful to consult with Willie Aames

Best comment ever.

You must be a comedy writer, no? This stuff is gold!