Yes, dammit, you’re right. I haven’t had enough coffee yet.

I love everything about this movie.

damn this is a horribly stupid comment. 

BLUE WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Lol yeah I respect the athletes and the serious work they put in, and I know there are a lot of sincere fans, but goddamn this shit is pretty brutal and unnecessary. Before the countertakes flow in, yes I think the same thing about football and boxing.

The only thing I root for is the Canadian teams to crash & burn because it makes our neighbors to the North so mad and they start trotting out the “well, most of the players on every team are Canadian, so really a Canadian team almost always wins.”

I do not want to see Robert Kraft given a blowjob, but I do want to live in a world where the video of Robert Kraft getting a blowjob is widely available.

There, of course, is only one true answer to this question

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

It's week 14.

Sarah Baker writes about a topic of which I have no interest. And I will read every single one of her articles. She is consistently among the best, if not the best, writer on this website.

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

Bow before the one true GIF

Isn’t the job description of PGA of America professionals literally to deal with hackers?

I’d like to exchange a star for a ticket to hell please? Thanks.

Haha. That is a phenomenal headline. Well done, Emma

And I just hope that every Lions, Browns, Bengals, and Jets fan gets to have a little miracle of their own one day.

Fucktard? Seems uncalled for.

As with most large neck tattoos, I think it means either:

As a Cowboys fan your age who grew up in Bills country (don’t ask and don’t hate; it’s complicated), I’m really happy for you.