Samer, if it makes you feel any better, I have no idea what @dril is. So it’s dead to me. 

Yeah, but counterpoint: fuck the Yankees

Claim your prize at customer service on your way out the door, Jeff.

Being a police constable has to be the most difficult job there is, and that’s only worsened in the current climate. Policing only works if citizens understand and agree that they’ve empowered a select few to ensure the law is being upheld. Tweets that read “Cops still lurking around” indicate that for such a large…

But who is better at Risk, parents or kids?

Sorry! is underrated here. I’ve literally seen relationships on the brink of destruction because of that game.

It would be even better if they kept arguing to the music...

Sounds great, what could possibly go wrong? While you’re at it, go ahead and get started on the email to Drew for a future Funbag when it all goes horribly wrong.

I want the Spinal Tap amp that goes up to 11.

the Maltese falcon would be pretty goddamn great. What do you mean it’s made of LEAD!

I miss the loss by loss articles. How else will I know when they lose their 91st game? Certainly not by watching Cardinals baseball.

Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

But he didn’t say ‘fudge’, he said THE word, the big one, the queen mother of all dirty words, the “F-dash-dash-dash” word

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Dear Deadspin,

This is news? Some asshole with a spare minute does some graffiti and you have to point it out? Come to my driveway, is got a brick that reads fuck Obama.