Jeff Francouer has also been the victim of a career long prank where he believes every pitch is a strike

This year I got a sizable refund due exclusively to tax credits for tuition expenses for two of my children; that refund will go directly into a short-term account (i.e., interest is virtually non-existent).

Takes one to know one, SNL.

Fucking idiots. Everyone from St. Louis knows that rules aren't supposed to be written.

The Gators are one of two reptiles in the tournament, the other being Coach K.

The frustrated Henderson then made 12 more unsuccessful, contested attempts at being helped up the referee.

/fixed.

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

"A bunch of athletes being systematically hunted down and crushed by an evil imperious force for the public's amusement? People will never watch that."

This was taken at the Belmont at 2011. Costas was on the platform to give his 45 seconds on the mic before the race, and everyone at the starting gate was pretty drunk and yelling at him. Costas came over to greet the crowd, and a dude chucked this full Coors Light to him.

I can understand why Saban was so angry. Hanging out with her current sorority sisters really cut into her time for finding new sorority sisters for next year.

Simpsons did it!

When reached for comment, Ehrhart disappeared.

"In Soviet Russia, Commodore 64 plays you!"