i caught a clip where Jennifer Garner explains the 1st round pick could be boom or bust, but of course because the audience will be non-football fans she has to go into Ryan Leaf and Tom Brady and where they were picked. i understand why that's done, but as a sports fan that kind of unnecessary dialogue really rubs me…

re pimento cheese - who the hell thought cheese needed to have mayo mixed in with it?

so the recommendation for two people who already share the rest of the house 7 days a week is to design a home office where for 40+ hours a week they are sitting almost on top of each other? yeah, uh, no thanks.

we pondered this over the winter. We've had an iPad for a few years (it replaced the wife's old laptop) and used my old laptop for PC-specific purposes. At the end of the day, we just got a new laptop for a few reasons. Though it is obviously addressed now, we needed Office for continuity with work files and old…

"Here's what happened...." - Munck's closing statement

it may not make him an asshole, but his comments about today's pitchers are pretty much of the "get off my lawn" variety. players who faced bob gibson probably thought randy johnson was anything but a badass and players who faced walter johnson probably thought the same about bob gibson. everything was always tougher…

i'm not sure how things are handled with papers today, but back in college in the early 90s i delivered the local paper (pretty apparent where). on the surface it seemed to be a pretty good gig - the route's subscribers would bring me about $130/week, but would involve about 8-10 hours of drive time. sure, it involved…

1. preheat grill at highest setting

Coors Light should be 24 - science has determined that a single bottle will cause excruciating migraines.

please excuse me while i throw a bag of grapes into the microwave

sucks to be injured, but it's hard to feel too bad about someone that's made $400K per game over the past 3 season.

full of nothing but knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, useless hippie potheads, commie-pinko leftists, bunny huggers, pillow biters, beastly man-haters, and those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities.

back when we were dating, my wife's cat (he HATED me, RIP) gave me a quick bite on my hand resulting in two small and relatively painless puncture wounds. i immediately washed my hand, but apparently not enough as i contracted a fn staph infection.

re the comment about TJ surgery, there is no evidence that throwing harder is a result of the surgery; rather it is a result of the intensive rehab and exercise regimen that follows.

As bad as the Akili Smith pick was, it's even worse knowing the Bengals turned down the Saints' offer of their entire draft for the spot.

the rugby rule is terrible. so a team that scores on a 1-yd plunge from the middle of the field would have an easier XP attempt than one that hits an 80-yd vert route on the sidelines? dumb.

i'd love to make fun, but a few years ago my employer sent out one of those reply-all mass emails - my Fortune 10 employer. it was terrible.

who would feel it necessary to speak with anonymity about CFL negotiations from 31+ years ago?

it's actually not the hot water that can ruin certain items, it's the heating element - putting that stuff on the bottom rack would be like putting them in the oven

screw that guy giving you a hard time about your kids being underfoot at the hotel breakfast buffet - everyone is underfoot at those things. to provide them i think most hotels cleared out a coat closet and threw a conveyer belt toaster on a card table.