I was just about to write that the Bad QB Performance of the Week Award should probably be renamed the Colin Kaepernick Memorial Award because, you know, that’s what a lot of us are thinking.

Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

See, this is the problem with defending Deadspin writers. Half the time I end up burping them.

None of these words mean anything together!!! HELLLP

Beautiful, just beautiful. Melania is so lucky to see that. She’s very beautiful too by the way. Probably the most beautiful. And I’m beautiful, all the women say so. That’s why I had a mirror install above the headboard of my bed, so I can see me. I’m a very smart, beautiful man.

Is this better?

Golf is the worst. Holy shit, golf is the worst. Goodbye, golf.

I can't believe you forgot his long, long fingers

I like this account. The best kinja.

A-. Point deductions for leaving out top-notch and luxurious.

Trump has said that Lewandowski will not be fired even if convicted.

Another sex therapist here (hi!): this works both ways. Although less commonly discussed, men can also not have an orgasm every time, and their partners can respond in the same way.

but we unleashed a lion

Yea, he once seemed a harmless, little fuck...

“sculpture masterpieces from drywall”