This is what I am saying! So many important and beautiful things left unmentioned. It’s unbelievable. Unbelievable. But you know what? We’re going to go out and make commenting great again. Make it great. The best, trust me. This is what I do. We’re going to make it great.

There’s lots more things you need to know about Trump, believe me. He’s the best, really. The classiest. You haven’t even mentioned his radiant skin; it’s luxurious! And that golden hair. Everyone knows gold is the best. So many things haven’t been mentioned. Sad.

See? He gets it! We’re expanding the commenting base. Bringing in all sorts of people with great comments. Really great comment. Beautiful. We are going to keep winning on comments.

Who’s getting worked up? There’s no one getting worked up. The media’s getting everyone worked up. Sad.

gnashed his teeth and put his pubes on a coke can to rest

Won the battle, not the war. RvW stands, still under assault, but still stands as law.

what if you built a arm that could catch a floated line and plug itself into a tether from the tower at a specific altitude. The tether would be a fuel line that spun around the tower freely and the plane could bank around and around. If we can build a tower that high, we can find a way to make it work.

OH MY GOD, they discovered the higgs field and that's like discovering a new gravity! Think of what we have done since we discovered gravity! OMG this is so huge. The particle is like finally documenting proof of an entire new wing of science in the same way as just being fundamentally aware of gravity would be. We…