He must be rubbing off on teammates. I saw that someone has filed for the rights to the phrase “shoot her in the head”

Ouzo is one of the worst substances known to man. 

Agreed. I mean, we’ve already conceded as the basis of this argument that all three are essentially impossible. I’m just saying that Luis’s take that scoring a single point in an NBA is correct as the least impossible of the three. I don’t think most of us could actually do it.

GETTING A HIT IN AN MLB GAME!

I thought you, of all people, would be a fan of hard caps.

With games increasingly stretching deep into the night, the theory goes, fans are increasingly choosing to instead curl up on the couch, where they can doze off in peace in the later innings.

“Maybe don’t give hitters unlimited time-outs”

I think non-competitive thing is a factor to me for sure. Especially when you take into account the cost of going to a game. I’ve been to more of your teams games the past two seasons than mine. And literally turned down free tickets a couple weeks ago just cause the Motor City Kitty’s aren’t even worth the time it…

I think in the end, the game is so good that it can survive the ineptitude of those running it. I think they should be more open to change if only because it can create more action and hopefully speed things up a bit as far as time of game is concerned 

Sideways, 90 degrees

If the NHL banned cocaine it would have ZERO players.

+1 Maris, 1 Jackson, 1 Henderson, and 1 Giambi

Haha, had exactly the same thought. I have definitely demanded that we get panzos at a certain time of night, many many times. They’re usually a bit bigger than this article describes in the parts of Ontario I’ve been around, but not by much. One hungry, soon-to-be-happy person could take one down no problem.

Seconded. I remember in the early 80's how it flourished from south of the border; then there was an ‘upscale’ resto near Wasaga Beach/Barrie that started making them, then it just grew.

Because the dude is an anti-Semite. 

I was all-in for a Boogie redemption story this season. 

Yeah, I have no idea, obviously, about this guy. Just making a somewhat poor joke.

“What’s the difference?” —Queen Victoria

I don’t think you can find a credible ranking of global leagues that put MLS in the Top 10.

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.