I feel thy pain. I have 12, down from 17, but I’ve probably bought about 40 over the past dozen years or so, and either traded them or sold them. I also made the decision to branch off from guitars, so I’ve got a mandocello, a baritone, a couple tenors so it looked less compulsive. And they’re mostly just wasting…

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

And that’s why the tie-breaker was Jordan being in Space Jam 

Paul’s letter to the Corinthians: “Guys, we gotta move more merch.”

Always with the Muhammad—praise and blessings be upon his name—popularity truthers

This is just SO good!

Before James “JT” Taylor and his smooth vocals launched Kool & The Gang to mainstream stardom, they were a terrific funk band with great horns!

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

It’s dangerous for Kenny to publish this already-public information. What if people see this is and realize Stephen Ross is a racist piece of shit?

This could be the next big thing for collectors too. I’d pay top dollar for a vial of Mike Trout’s baby batter.

Nice of J. Lo to have the cake customized for his personality.

This is why media is dying.

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

Your analysis definitely applies to the schools in the SEC, but the sports-heavy schools in the ACC and Pac-12 are usually pretty highly rated scholastically as well.  Except Arizona State, they’re only highly rated in STDs per capita.

Bill Simmons is going to find a way to blame him for stealing domestic assault news from his website.

“Uh, yeah, let me talk to Jerry and Bob about that,” appears to be a common refrain for Goodell:

The idea that Goodell is closely aligned with the owners is nonsense. I am a Packers owner and I have never heard from Goodell.

Does an Austrian guy call round two of sex “putting another shrimp on the barbie?”

Wait...your babysitter, or your kid’s babysitter? And, importantly, if your kid’s babysitter...who are they having sex with?