Meet me in Temecula, coward!

I’m sorry, have we met?

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

The decapitations will continue until morale improves.

I’m going to make a movie just like Yesterday where a guy wakes up and suddenly nobody but him remembers Steely Dan, and it will be a documentary about my life.

Damn that dude really does want to be Tom Brady, creepily kissing smaller people on the mouth.

Yeah, but wave pools can be reused. And nothing ever goes wrong with them.

I guess there are just a few points where we won’t agree. I’m definitely more cynical about LeBron’s motivations based on how I’ve construed his past behavior on and off the court. And I get your frustration with the NBA for not taking a stronger stand either for/against Morey, but as a money-making entity beholden to…

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

Those “rational people” tend to sympathize with an oversimplified narrative that tries to paint an oppressee/oppressor dynamic while ignoring all of the two sided history that got us to today. More recent discourse is the product of a communication strategy to paint Israel is a “white” group oppressing people of color…

That tweet was so moderate and banal. Of course China, being huge Rockets fans, couldn’t identify an offensive foul.

When a tweet comes out wrong

Wtf. The fact that this has 5 likes and people say anti-semetism isn’t an issue Jews deal with is absurd. Take a good hard look at yourself and think about your own biases and prejudices.

FIFA recognizes the Palestinian soccer association, which is allowed to compete in World Cup and Asia Cup, but for some reason, does not recognize the Kurdish soccer association, who are not allowed to compete in those events. Weird. 

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun, their shenanigans are cruel and tragic. 

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

9 people from Toronto and no hits... what is this, Broken Social Scene?