Same but for masturbating to models in bikinis for a week in February.

Hogs would have been delightfully gnarly as fuck, especially with the latter-day usage of the term for “wang”.

I mean, I’d put Northern Touch on over basically any Drake song ever recorded, but it’s not like Rascalz, Checkmate, Kardinal and Thrust would be recognizable names to basically anyone who didn’t live in Toronto between 1998–2004.

“It feels to me as though the bubble will only burst if they continue to try to eSports games that aren’t worth eSportsing.”

It’s the name that middle schoolers carve into the door of a bathroom stall with a fake phone number underneath it.

Mr. Thrower took out my favorite name of the competition: Alpha Omega Nickelberry IV, so this victory is well-deserved.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

Come on, acknowledge...

A very thoughtful gift from my spouse was a DVD of all of them. Some of the greatest achievements in cinema.

I smell burnt toast. 

The content of a blog comment is secondary. The medium IS the message.

I had to star both of these.

Yes. He had 59 points for that Avs team....as a defenseman. He was +25. 10 points in 25 playoff games. He was a key player for them.

As someone who’s lived in Toronto for about 15 years now, I can confidently say very little good comes from any part of Canada.

“TODAY was one of the WORST days I’ve had in a VERY long time.”
Imagine leading such a charmed life that the impact of the NBA Draft lottery could have this kind of impact on you.  I’m just saying Steven A. may gain some life perspective by talking to someone like Floyd Mayweather’s ex.

No surprise here. The Patriots have always disputed evidence that their balls were illegally deflated.

That’s fair, but they also have a pretty good track record of their top prospects making something of themselves. For an org that is so terrible at basically everything else, it still surprises me that they can nail this — especially when plenty of other teams seem to have most of their touted prospects end up being…

I think you’re missing John Olerud’s point.

Her point in the last episode was “I am the rightful ruler and if they stay in the walls of King’s Landing, they are on Cersai’s side. They should rise up and overthrow her in favor of the rightful Queen.” She’s not right but she’s not 100% wrong. If Cersai wins that battle, the common folk would have been cheering…

The amount of rage about Dany going off because of “misogyny” from the writers is beyond me right now.