It’s currently being leased by Skip Bayless as he continues to insist Philly should’ve won last night.

In fact, you could go a step further than that: Of this year’s four conference finalists, none of them were really built through high lottery picks:

Every fullback’s name is something like Nigel Buttox-Froome.

Those aren’t soccer clubs, they’re stations on the Bakerloo Line of the Underground.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

Let's not forget their stellar performance at Mornington Crescent.

Up the Clood!

Hotter, righter take: Anyone who likes college sports is a bad and weird person.

GSW over Denver in 7, Raptors over Bucks in 6, Raptors over GSW in 7.

Tomsula should really use a better pseudonym.

Glad he’s finally taking on BIG PENNY LOAFER

(gasps in horror)

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Toucher? More like Touchy. It’s an accent, my dude. One far more comprehensible than whatever someone from Boston shits out of their crabhole.

Don’t forget the Archies!

“We like to sing ‘Don’t fence me in’ while eating our Cheeky Nandos and reminiscing of the days when Starbucks was just a single independent coffee shop down by the Pier.”

Like Tammy Lahren, she serves a purpose.

“Could you not drive in that scenario?”

I heard Get Out was based on Tim Thomas’ backyard.  

Right. Also, the stark division down ethic lines of who’s going and who isn’t can’t be good for team unity. Your teammates are essentially saying, “Yes I know he hates people who look like you BUT [my autograph / my photo-op / I don’t really care about you].” That’s how you build a great clubhouse environment!