If nothing else facial recognition being a requisite definitely makes the Michael Jackson thing a thinker. 

Another example of successful Jewish assimilation. 

The robot is designed to scan crowds and target individuals who are too “jittery,” or have skin that is too “red-tinted,” as these are supposedly signs that someone is about to commit a terrorist act.

And Pro-Stars:

But isn’t that sort of proof for Einstein? He was so famous his name has literally become shorthand for smart person(or, sarcastically, a dipshit). It’s like how Babe Ruth’s name for a while was just literally how people would describe being good at a sport. 

Maybe but I still feel like then it would be Elvis or Paul McCartney who sold all those Beatles albums and then millions on his own and has been around for 50 years.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

There’s no way Michael Jackson is even the most famous musician, is there? The Beatles and Elvis both sold roughly twice as many albums as he did. The Beatles were, like, 90% of the London Olympics closing ceremony. John Lennon has a fucking airport named after him.

In fairness, we haven’t heard much from Vladdy Jr. recently because he’s still in Cleveland smashing dingers,  wondering when the derby ends. 

Consisting of one 500,000$ bill.

The nicest, friendliest, most generous boss in the world might drop dead tomorrow and have the company taken over by someone else. Getting your contract in writing is smart  no matter what. 

19,000 fewer Alabama fans? Good. Save some sexy cousins for the rest of us. 

I’m still waiting for the second coming:

Isn’t a more rational explanation that Diaz has gotten a little unlucky and has a so-so defense behind him? Because his ERA is almost a full run worse than his FIP and he’s had FIP’s in the 4.00+ region before so it feels like a much more “rational” explanation is just the sort of ups and downs that can happen to a…

I’m with you. For too long the Homeless have been getting all the breaks. Time for the rich to get something from government for a change.

Yeah, but if we get rid of the Olympics where will I get my fix of quadrennial “Boy, Athletes sure like to fuck each other, huh” stories?

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

The Catcher hits for .318 and catches every day:

Sure, Amell might be embarrassed right now but this serves as a first rate audition for my upcoming epic C’mon, Man, I’m Wide Open: The Christian Hackenberg Story.

Just imagine. A Blue Jay with the charisma of Roy Halladay and the level-headedness of Robbie Alomar.