You think SNL has had 3 fucked up cast members in 40 years? 

I get the potential fun of seeing the Patriots losing a second straight Super Bowl but I’d take the Saints beating the Chiefs roughly a million times before having to sit through another Super Bowl week where writers around the country struggle in vain to make Belichick seems even half-way human. 

The Gay of the Land being one of the lesser known Rodgers/Hammerstein musicals. 

I admit I don’t know much about the Rodeo but it sure seems like the whole premise is that the Bull doesn’t want anyone riding him. 

It’s not disingenuous, it’s central to the point I’m making about the exact nature of what it is they actually sold to people. You can dismiss it as a technicality if you’d like but what there’s a significant difference between “You get to choose which romantic encounters your character has” and “You get to ultimately…

I can’t pretend that I followed every single interaction between anyone who worked for Ubisoft and the “community” of people who they were looking to sell this game to but I don’t agree that the promised compact here was one of total and complete agency for the player. I think they sold a broad sense of “You have…

Is it really a problem though? I feel like all of us effectively know the score where we get to decide certain things but not all of them, that we have input but not final say.

Hey, look where it got the Eagles. 

I understand the sentiment. The term Diva comes from Opera and means someone who’s very difficult to deal with and self-centered. I get why you wouldn’t want your best player to be like that. He should really learn from Roethlisberger who, in Opera terms, is more of a Tarquinius.

If we nominate a well-respected centrist like Merrick Garland, Republicans would look terrible for not letting it come to a vote!

It’s a strange person who reads a shrugging of the shoulders as a celebration. And by strange, I mean someone so committed to their myopic agenda that they’re willing to cut Nazis a break. 

The reason why the Conservative meme factory will never really have the impact they want is because they can’t even flirt with reality. If the fake quote had been “We still had a good time” that would at least be believable. But “It was the best meal we ever had” is what turns it into such hilarious nonsense.

Alright man. I hope that you only get invited to parties where they serve you the fanciest canapes. 

Ok? I mean, I think that makes you a gigantic nimrod but congrats all the same. 

LOL at New Money as a pejorative. Begging your pardon Mimsy. 

The reaction I don’t really get are the people who are like “Yeah, but if Obama had done this he’d have done it better and made sure the burgers were fresh off the grill and he’d double fry the fries because that’s how Anthony Bourdain said they should be done and...”

By Republicans, sure. But Obama fans were all “Look at how cool Obama is, forcing the guy who got racially profiled to have a beer with the shithead cop who arrested him”. 

No, no, keep going. I’m sure your “Be Nice to Nazi Women” campaign will find its legs. 

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

I appreciate the sentiment here as there is indeed a large segment of his base that are immune to stuff like this but there is almost a 10% swing in his approval ratings from him at his most popular to him at his least. That’s effectively 10% of voters who are dumb as shit and who go back and forth on this moron.