It is and it isn’t. A big part of what the appeal of these places were was that they were cheaper than other places. I’m thrilled if these giant multi-national corporations are paying their employees better but if all they’re doing is passing that cost onto the consumer then there’s a pretty good chance it’s going to…

Yeah, but that’s just what a pig disguised as an internet commenter would say. You can’t fool me, Truffles!

I’m pretty sure I didn’t say they aren’t. I’m saying they’re not doing it, you know, in front of me. Or, you know, they’re not wearing shirts that say “I like missionary sex”.

Well, I like to think of children as part of a broader society. Belonging, in a way, to all of us. 

So what you’re saying is that all of the experts were wrong and the Suns aren’t as hot as they predicted?

More like the Cry-ffel Tower, je suis vrai? 

The only way this would be an even semi-decent point was if:

But he’s not a big blue fox. He’s a person.

Yeah, this sums it up pretty well for me. To the extent that it’s a sex thing, I’d be pretty side-eyed to some straight guy wearing a “I Have a Foot Fetish” T-Shirt everywhere they went even if sucking toes in the bedroom is a harmless enough thing.

I’d rather be honest. 

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

That’s a solid take Tabasco Larry but if you re-read my post you’ll see that it’s not about what you think it’s about. 

Do they live in a world where they understand how jokes work? 

Arizona Houston is probably going to be pretty upset happy with that division set-up.

I do know...that you did not get the joke.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

I know people don’t like hearing it but Scott Boras was right. If mid-tier teams don’t think there’s value in winning 86 games or even 76 instead of 60 then we’re going to see a lot of shitty teams and while tanking is bad in every sport, 162 games of it is ugly in a very different way. 

Exactly. If the Toronto Media are always talking about Toronto sports teams, who’s going to talk about the Winnipeg Jets? The Winnipeg media? What a ridiculous concept. 

Oh that obnoxious Toronto media, always talking about the incredibly popular local sports team. When will it end?

Finally I get to see why people are always so excited about 22 year old Swedish blondes.