I get chills reading this quote from Koraun in an interview with USA Today last year.

This is Rev Halofan on the left, seriously.

Oh, did you get thrown at too?

“Homophobia, vandalism, racism, all on a Sunday”

Just going by surnames, hockey-playing Canadians are descendants of the Scots & French who settled Canada.

Sweeping generalizations are a sign of remarkable intelligence.

Hey, I’m “Reader William” who got in touch with Tim and contributed this after seeing his tweet a couple nights ago. If anyone runs into any bugs with this, let me know and I’ll do what I can to update.

Almost as good as the “No Rick Reilly” extension

You may have forgotten Bartolo Colon:

One of the first images to pop up via an image search for his name:

how Reddit is doing him a favor by stealing his work

You don't know what's in that smoothie. It's probably apple juice and green gummy bears. I have a smoothie rant I'm saving for another time...

It's a good thing he's found his calling, because I am pretty sure he can't find his shoelaces.

Asshole doesn't regret being an asshole? Stop the presses!

He's probably bitter because he can't get out of the grays.

Can't speak for anyone else but that design for Vader is fucking awesome. His armor actually looks like armor and looks like it would properly accompany the bulkier fighting style he had to adopt after being injured in his fight with Obi-Wan

All he's missing is a toothpick sticking out of the corner of his mouth.

Didn't he say like two months ago that he was playing Wolverine forever?

How is the MLB going to distract the general public without dingers?