He's had a rocky road to some well-deserved success.

It would be scored a fielders choice double play the batter does not get credited with a GDP because of the FC. Fielders choice grounder to 3, man on third out by tag (3) and man on first out on tag advancing (3). Batter to second on the play In MLB terms, it would be FC3/G/DP.3XH(3);1x3(3);B-2. You have to account…

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

Personally, I don't find this behavior creepy.

Stone cold truth.

I used to work there. I was in charge of the ticket counter and cleaning the slide/tube system when someone peed, pooped, or puked in it, which was basically every day. The tubes were 105 degrees and the solution burned my eyes so bad. I would rather clean the tubes twice a day than work the ticket counter. There was…

Still not as freaky as a difference as clean shaven Nick Offerman

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

COP #1: Sounds like Robert's got no Allen-by

I love how in his original fake story, he claimed that his attackers were "likely jealous of his fame".

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

Theirs the door man

Not true. They've done great at fleecing Leafs fans for years.