Dude, FUCK THE OAKLAND A’S.

Ugh. Why am I even surprised that Deadspin ends up trying to shit on the most likable team in baseball with one of the nicest stadiums (that’s actually, you know, IN the city), one with intelligent management who spends money when it needs to (see: this off-season) and knows when to cut popular players go (see: Panda,…

I got it...Tom Ley. You. Anyone who works on this bullshit site. That oughta cover it.

the team is being RUN a lot better now, brah

That’s not what ‘scorched earth’ means, dumbass.

Don’t get sad on me! Sing me a tune in that beautiful Barry White voice. Regale us with a rhyme about your glory days before you were reduced to yelling and threatening people.

Congratulations on the whole “less vs. fewer” thing. Seriously. Nailed it.

Now you’re just getting cranky because I called you out about going on about how big and tough you are in real life, with a big deep tough voice, too. I don’t claim to be tough. I just claim to poop. That’s why they call me Johnny Poopnoodle.

I’m totally a poop guy. I poop every day! Usually! But I don’t brag about how big and tough I am every day on the Internet. My bad.

UNC fans would never, ever, EVER step down to consider anything that South Carolina does worthy of comment. USC is beneath contempt.

you sound like a real tough guy, tough guy.

So are you.

“Who’s” is not the same thing as “whose.” Please save the grammar Nazi bullshit, too. Just fix it and move on.

Do you hear how dead it is in there while the Heat are taking free throws? That’s what I’m talking about! This is game 6 at home with a chance to shut ‘er down! EVERYONE in the arena should be standing up and yelling. And you’re giving this dude shit for caring?

Both of you are totally wrong. Charlotte is such a totally dead boring vanilla sports town. Their crowds SUCK. Purple shirt guy being an asshole to the opposition is EXACTLY what Charlotte needs. The Hornets (who don’t even suck anymore!) deserve the support and fans can actually, you know, have fun heckling the other…

Amanda Hugnkiss needs a date to this function

Couldn’t it just be the Confederate flag? Or the damn Confederate flag?

Using ‘goddamn’ so repeatedly, and for absolutely no reason, is gratuitous and boring and ugly. It makes you look careless and sloppy and stupid. I’d ask you to stop, but you probably are all those things.

Oh My God, Stop Posting.

I love a good grammar burn even better than a good carpet burn. But not as much as a bad handjob burn.