his dog Jimbo was locked in a room, sitting in his own piss.

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.

Bruh.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Not sure who made this map, but there are literally millions of colors to choose from, so why would we choose 4 shades of green (including some incredibly close shades) for every single category?

For what it’s worth, this show literally and not figuratively played a major role in the history of the Democratic Party since 1993 because it made Haim Saban super rich.

Oh, he’s aware

but did Vargas pay for the shorts? that’s the important thing.

He should have stuck with fencing.

Article concerning Arizona posted at 12:05. Kentucky fan types a post, making arizona’s loss all about Kentucky at 12:20. Stunning.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

I thought Lincoln stopped black dudes from getting owned.

Kinda surprised that Pitt players aren’t getting paid, as bricklayers usually have a strong union, amirite?

This is Golden.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I thought the Catholic Church was against all forms of contraception.