He violated one of the unwritten rules by hitting a home run while a member of the San Diego Padres.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

7-11 and 9-11 are two very different issues involving Saudis overstaying their visas.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Other great cycling victories:

“took me over a year to get rid of that Jewish guy who kept sitting by us" -Coach James

This will end poorly.

I always thought the Browns Uncertainty Principle was you can know their coach and know their quarterback but never both at the same time

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

Pretty cool that Ignatius J. Reilly is a Raiders fan. Seems out of character, but whatever.

I went with my brother. We got there early, had some bad ass seats. I saw a dude with his date come in late. They were about to split up. My bro and I got up and gave them our seats.....because why not?

Sure, Bobroczkyi looks stiff out there. But you should see how ten minutes in bubbling hot water relaxes him.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.

Is she ever going to hike him the ball? Wtf is going on.

This kid writes like he’s going to be a washed up NFL punter in 10 years...