Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Sadly the likelier situation is that none of this even happened, so we’re reading some loser’s loser fantasy.

I wish I was so good at making friends I could afford to weaponize it.  

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

So this asshole was in the theater with his phone out taking pictures? He’s worse than the spoiler.

half of this comment is right 

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

Guess he was really amped up after the win.

Wonder if the snitches got Switches.

He’s a kicker, not a punter.