Only for gays

"Zero."

Those East German women are cuter than I remember.

Except in Quebec, where they'll be watching Just For Laughs Gags.

Only the most rabid fans turn out for spring-training workouts.

Also, and this speaks to Canada being Canada—people up here on facebook don't even use the word "hockey" really. They refer to the games and the team constantly, but they never have to actually use the word, because every damn person here knows what they mean. Which would skew fb's data.

"Well this is news to us"

Goodell is by far the highest-earning commissioner in major pro sports. ... For the most recent year available, Gary Bettman earned $83 million.

The last time $50,000 in bags was left unattended they were found in Philip Seymour Hoffman's apartment.

This is especially impressive when you consider that the Winter Olympics does not feature 43 events with made-up swimming strokes for Michael Phelps to win.

so it doesn't take into account, you know, the athletes?

That's not a stray dog, that's just the delegation from Barkina Faso

I was completely unaware that there is a douchebag mediocre musician with the same name as a utility player for the Orioles from the early 1990s.

In the 10K race, though, you're gonna see this kind of stuff around K 9.

This is always a hazard when you walk around at everyone's fart level.

Where is Colton Orr or Jon Scott when you need them?

And much like the iced tea, the franchise is worth about 99 cents.

I hate him already.