This isn’t the best way to tell your husband that it’s not his kid.

Listen, the kid is young and needs a lot of activity. That’s standard parenting. And any parent knows, no one in a Maple Leafs jersey is playing after May.
This isn’t politics, it’s good parenting.

when it came time to pay, he said he meant he would take me out to eat.

I will gladly pay you Thursday for anilingus today.

I bet she’s so happy with her putting him on blast she has a shit eating grin on her face.

But that’s pretty much where the similarities end between what Solo did and the actions of the person she often gets compared to, Ray Rice.

No big loss, it probably wasn't his watch to begin with

Kinja for the fucking YouTube comments.

Steve Simmons for Stuart Scott.

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

And, yet, my hopes for a California Dreams biopic go unrealized.

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

"For it's... one!.... two! .....two is where I draw the line, doc."

Stupid Coriolis effect.

Why are her boobs on her shoulders?

Yikes !!! she looks like she just got rid of hers

This is why you do not jerk off with motor oil.

Why is it always white authors who are always looking to find hidden racism in media and declare how terrible it is? Sometimes it feels like white authors are trying to explain racism to the Black community and how offended people should be. Can you imagine how annoying it would be if men were always trying to tell…