I know for a fact that osuna has in the past whipped out his erection at a female who went to his condo to give him a massage. I’m not giving him any benefi of the doubt when it comes to this. He is a piece of shit. And the jays apparently have been looking at trades for him long before the domestic violence…

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Not a big fan of his work for the most part but I will take the “offensive for the sake of being offensive” comedy any day over the watered down “lets make a comedy that can appeal to everyone!” style we get these days with Apetow and the like.

I am surprised there has never really been a mention on here about Shannon Szabados who is playing pro hockey in one of the lower level leagues in North America, and putting up respectable numbers doing so. I dont believe anybody has ever gone to the NHL from this league but it is still filled with players who had…

Toews sending him for a skate with the cup was the best part of the celebration. As much as I should hate the Hawks and as much as I hate the dynasty type teams in other sports there is just something likable about this team

I don’t ride public transportation very often, especially buses, but today I was appalled at the shit I saw. In the rows of seats people would sit in the aisle seat and leave the window seat wide open beside them. I watched an 80 year old man walk past 4 people doing this and having to stand at the back door of the…

I don’t necessarily have a favourite end to end goal but I the part of them I love the most is the guys who just manage to pick up that extra gear of speed seemingly out of nowhere once they hit the last defensemen. As dadbody as Phil Kessel is he is a treat to watch when he can get in a one on one rush because of…

No big loss, it probably wasn't his watch to begin with

I can't walk down the streets of Toronto without a cab wanting to pick me up. And you can see the price in front of your face. I don't get why anybody in a major city needs to use Uber. And let alone complain about it after you agree to the ridiculous price.

He got in trouble for responding to internet assholes. Fuck people who need to be holier than thou and try to be the smartest guy in the room on twitter by pointing out other peoples mistakes in a bitchy and condescending way.

There are no bigger assholes on the internet then the ones who get off by telling other people how they are wrong or being offensive

I love Deadspin. I hate Ryan Lambert

A lot of bullshit to read to get to the easy answer that they should have been scoring all along

Need one of Ed Olcyck beginning every sentence with "all you kids out there"

It wouldn't be a Ryan Lambert article without whining about fighting somewhere in it

I had far more of an issue with Petr Klima being referred to as a legend. At least Kocur and McCarty were fan favourites

Do You believe your book has anything to do with Rogers not bringing You back This season?

The vine is actually from the Oilers dressing room

It should be re-seeded but isn't because of the compact schedule they need to guarantee teams 24 hours between games

That's a good point. Just as a small sample of that I just checked my twitter (i follow around 400 people) and there were 44 tweets by my followers with the word "hockey" in it since the game started at noon until now. There were 107 tweets mentioning Jeff Carter.