This is kinda what the premise of Death Valley was.

Sorry everyone, this is partly my fault. I paid to see the Beauty and the Beast remake, enabling this bad behavior of remaking every one of their animated movies for no reason. I apologize.

While the movie had about a million problems, the more the critics rail against it, the more people are going to watch it just to see how bad it is. Those people will see that the movie takes itself a little too seriously at points, but is mostly watchable, and are going to think “Why on earth do all the critics want…

The major problem here is that this is trying to do a Star Wars franchise based on one or two successful movies about a lone, silent Stormtrooper.

Alien has the capacity to be bigger, but it needs a reason beyond “alien animal thing kills dudes.” It needs a point, which it currently doesnt have.

Alien could have a niche…

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Oh, you’re talking about the show where the White Canary fucks her way through time and space? Because she does and it’s delightful.

I disliked this film when I saw it on Saturday. Now, with some time to reflect, I’m really hating it. Who was Snoke? Fuck you, it doesn’t matter. Who’re Rey’s parents? Screw off, it’s irrelevant. Here’s some wacky hijinks at an interstellar casino, suck it up and enjoy that, you dipshit Star Wars fan.

Well, OBVIOUSLY, Netflix will be next. Then, Disney will go head to head with Amazon in the online streaming marketplace. For a short while streaming will be dirt cheap, the Net Neutrality fees will be absorbed to try to dominate the marketplace. Eventually Bezos will beat Disney into submission. Streaming will pretty…

Synder can direct something someone else wrote 300/Watchmen, he sucks when he writes his own shit.

Alien does pretty well with it - there are bad decisions, but they are properly motivated.

This. So very much this. Horror and sci-fi are difficult to do well together. Horror fans want characters to be stupid enough for horror movies to work, and sci-fi fans want characters to be smart enough for sci-fi movies to work.

Given the rave reviews and relatively poor box office take, I feel like Blade Runner 2049 should be on here somewhere.

Not all kids. Mine wanted to go home because it was so annoying, idk how anyone can sit through more than 20 minutes of that snowman.

Making a long movie is one thing. Making it where the movie is only good as an extended addition? Unforgivable.

I like to think that maybe it’s them implanting Voq’s personality in some kind of physical manner. Some kind of brain-stem implant or something.

I mean, there is a really, really easy way to retcon it, too: just show the last scene of the show and then cut to a storyteller telling his story to the Royal Family (who look a bit different and are sitting in a room that doesn’t at all look like a warehouse) and he says, “And that’s how the Inhumans came to Earth.”

Thor always brings the nipples.

No.

I did, and that’s specifically why I think articles like this does the movie a disservice. Because as with all the MCU movies, it diverges from the comics so whatever info discussed will

“Here’s everything you need to know about it before you go see the movie.”