Although it is quite possible Macaulay is lying and MJ did molest him, it’s also possible that Michael realized that Culkin had too big of a microscope on him to risk going full pedo on him...

Roger is the wooooorst. I said it after the Highland Fest episode and this episode clearly reinforced it: dude has too many weird toxic issues to actually be in a relationship with anybody. Even before the handfasting when he’s going from tender to shouting to grabbing Brianna and dragging her around I was like ‘dude…

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

Absolutely. There’s some appalling shit in the original X-Files that I certainly didn’t notice at the time, and a lot of bad episodes. But I don’t know if there were lows in the originals that were even on the same planet as the lows in these revival seasons.

Yeah, and that “Next episode will start in 5 seconds” timer is just insidious.

Speaking of kids on your lawn and annoying clouds, I miss the days when you didnt get a brand new season all in one helping (thanks Netflix), which kind of forces you to watch it all in one sitting so you dont have to tiptoe around spoilers on the net all the next week.

Jeez, if only we cared this much about destroying that other planet! you know, the one that supports all human life that ever has and ever will exist?

I’ve been trying to write this comment a couple of times and ways and I’m giving up on the endless rewrites, so here’s my best shot: I think people are inherently complicated and conflicted. A bad person overall can in fact do some good things while a good person overall can do some bad things. And as consumers of…

Let me tell you a story about Howard Stern.

Sorry everyone, this is partly my fault. I paid to see the Beauty and the Beast remake, enabling this bad behavior of remaking every one of their animated movies for no reason. I apologize.

She’s also a promoter of homeopathy and anti-vax. Having an advanced degree does not make you a source of wisdom.

a) She’s a working model. No other model would turn down a starring role in a Pepsi spot preceded by Cindy Crawford, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears etc. If this were any other 21-year-old model in the world, the outrage would be directed at PepsiCo, where it belongs. b) Things don’t exist in a vacuum. Context and…

Right? Real activists are getting pepper sprayed, hit with night sticks, tasered, and hauled off to jail. And Pepsi tried to make a cheap buck off “tapping into the energy of the movement” in the most tone-deaf way possible. But you are the real victim here, Kendall. Go to Paris and try to recover, you poor thing.

The result of this on FB has just been that if you don’t already post a lot and get a lot of traffic on those posts, you never will get traffic. I’ve essentially stopped posting because I get very little response, real life friends of mine will miss it because it won’t turn up in their feed and I miss a lot of my…

I know. Every person I follow is someone who’s pictures I WANT to see. So just show them to me. In the order they were posted!!!

I used to spend a lot of time at LA clubs around 2005 and Jon Lovitz was ALWAYS hanging out by himself at parties where everyone else was about twenty years old. The guy always struck me as super lonely but unwilling to actually date someone his own age so he was hoping to score some young woman who thought it was…

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

What do you call it when someone still believes ostriches bury their heads in the sand, even though there is copious proof they don’t and never have?

I had to watch with subtitles. Thought it was just me.

No one could hear anything.