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Twice. Saw it at noon on Friday with my 5 year old daughter who loved it, but asked “Where’s Luke” like every 10 minutes. Then saw it again Friday night at 7 with my boyfriend after he got off work. I enjoyed watching it the second time just as much. I really loved it. There were things that I could have done without,

Twice with third time’s charm coming tonight with my kids.

Have seen it twice and am leaving in 10 minutes to see it a third time. Second viewing wiped out almost every nit pick I had on the initial viewing and was even more emotional that the first. Saw it in 2D first, then RealD and gotta say that the 3D conversion they did is outstanding.

I hope they get a Red Tornado that doesn’t look like a stewed tomato in a pile of carpet samples.

So I guess they were invented by the Earl of Hoverboard then. Neat.

Well, first I think we need to pin down what exactly we’re talking about. If we are only discussing anthropomorphized automated devices straight out of sci-fi central casting, then the concerns are probably somewhat hyperbolic. But if we are talking about technology that serves the same purpose that once required a

For my (metaphorical) money (because I have none), Jason Momoa’s Conan was a daaaaaamn sight better than Schwarzenegger’s. As a matter-of-damn-fact, I’m still not sure how a buncha people who loved them some Conan so dang much managed to make two, two, two movies about him which felt so little like Two-Gun Bob’s

The answer is Superman 3.

But those boobies.

I kind of feel like the show’s creators were trolling us with Dig’s helmet. We kept demanding that he get a mask for so long, they gave us a mask that we hate more than Dig not wearing a mask.

Probably the best show to carry off continuing on while dropping characters along the way was NYPD BLUE. They were forced to do a lot of shiftage thanks to behind-the-scenes stuff, but they managed that so well during the run. If anyone is looking for how to change main characters in practice, here’s a good model to

You can see her poke-her face.

Okay the real question is how is any of this still in effect when Eddie’s death eliminated Reverse Flash from existence? You can’t have him vanish in a paradox when all of his deeds remain. If he never existed then he never changed the past by murdering Barry’s mom and things are back to the way they were before with

Wait, how could you possibly not include his utterly bizarre turn in Kevin Smith’s Tusk (a character he will reprise in Yoga Hosers and apparently Moose Jaws...).

I watched a preview for this movie last week that showed the entirety of the plot including set up, villain, plot twist and action sequences. What’s the point of watching the movie when they give away the cliff notes version for free.

It’s pointless to ban sexbots. Since radical religious fundamentalism in this country continues to make prostitution illegal, and men have been made relatively obsolete, we need them. Women don’t need men anymore, they can work, have children through artificial insemination or surrogates. Now men have to compete with

What do you call it when someone still believes ostriches bury their heads in the sand, even though there is copious proof they don’t and never have?