Men (both straight/gay) are way more excited by cock than anybody else, is this surprising? See: straight porn where the male actors have big dongs, chicks with dicks porn, etc…

Well I think the idea of the complicated math was to work it out so that most of the time they're having the "usual" sex that they both enjoy, and only a quarter of the time they're putting up with their partner's kinks… (and also a quarter of the time they're having their kinks indulged).

Oh man, and that mohawk guy! He's on my bucket list…

Maybe downgrade them both to casual friends and just see how it plays out? Maybe introduce them to each other at a party and all three of you can be awesome buddies! Seems like there's always this pressure to get into a relationship now now now, but I've found the best ones are the ones that just naturally develop.

Dear Savage Dik, So on Friday I was out drinking all night and got super tipsy. I took a friend home with me, put him in a straitjacket, and passed the fuck out. In the morning I beat his balls until he screamed and jerked him off. Was I raped?

Maybe we have to say his name three times for him to appear? Dikachu Dikachu! Dikachu!

They've probably heard it all before…

Haha, love this rule of thumb. Truly it's the people who drone on and on about their relationship that are using that time to justify it and mask whatever neurosis they have about it…

I think the big problem with it is people think it describes attraction, but it was actually developed to describe sexual history…

The problem I see with this is that the Kinsey scale was designed to describe sexual history, not attraction. As Dan points out, there's a distinction between who someone might be sexually attracted to, and who someone might be emotionally attracted. So you'd need to express two Kensey numbers for sexual attraction…

Yeah it's bizarre, I'm luckily in a field where I can be picky, but if a company disqualified me based on digging around in my online presence I probably don't want to work for them anyway. (admittedly I generally don't want to work for places large enough to have an HR department…)

Just a heads up if you got the interview from a recommendation and they care they could just pull up your profile from your friend's account…

That's really just the tip of the iceberg. There's some crazy subreddits out there without even getting into the shock/gore ones. There's even a subreddit for listing all the crazy subreddits, r/ofcoursethatsathing.

He emotionally manipulated you into having sex, so you don't really owe him anything. You do owe it yourself though to never be tricked by the crocodile tears again!

Mmm, I wouldn't say I'm dependent on alcohol to be social. My friends and I have all sorts of non-alcohol related shenanigans. But I had a fitness craze a few months ago and was sober for a few months just to try it and damn is it awkward being the only sober one at the bar. Had a friend doing something similar, maybe…

Maybe WISH shouldn't have married someone who's going to be upset by his turn-ons? I guess that doesn't really help him now though…

Have fur friends, can confirm. It's amusing how one furry will tell you the cons aren't all about sexy time, and the next will tell you his running blowjob count for the weekend.

You'll probably hate this since two of your boys have already told you to chill, but….. chill. Having been in a similar place in high school, feeling like I needed to choose from my options right away, I can tell you the correct choice is to not make one.

If you're willing to drop some dough, I've found leather muzzles to be much more effective at muffling loud noises than gags

It seems like Dan has this big blind spot around scat, and just throws up a giant NOPE whenever it comes up…