Underwhelming. The animations were so stilted, it resembled a game from the early 2000. The trailer focused too much in their generic tough girl main character that does little to excite me. Oh and the game is likely just about shooting dudes in the face, which has been a hot topic here on kotaku after the…

Attack on titan meets monster hunter...?

Yes! I am glad you posted this. Highly recommend it to anybody who has played both games to the end.

I live in Iceland. I want to see this. Gunnar is a monster, a calm and collected monster which makes him all the more terrifying in the ring.

Calling it the new flappy bird would be very appropriate considering flappy bird was a clone no?

I suppose the coffee is brewed with the same shitty water? Probably better off though since the water is boiled.

All I can say is thank you! This guys version clicks so perfectly. I really enjoyed the followup, "What if episode 2 were good", I felt like I stepped into an alternate universe for a moment where this amazing script was the actual outcome of the new trilogy.

Thor's hammer isn't real, except in the hearts and minds of comic nerds everywhere.

I appreciate the compliment, but I will not take credit for any work that dear Mat Pat does with the Game Theory youtube Channel. I love his stuff so I jumped on the chance to post one of his videos.

I'm glad you asked

It only looks cool with the hood on (even if the hood has that odd tip thing) and to be perfectly honest, I can't stand hoods. It messes up your hair, and the hoodie look is associated with introverts and drugdealers.

NO!
You should not even joke about that.

Played it a bunch. Story is decent for this type of game. I give Castlevania credit for great vocal performances and fun story even if the narrative is a mess. Also I disagree with most negative aspects of this review except for the Stealth sections, fuck those. The Agreus part... it made me feel betrayed. That the…

R/C Stunt Copter

His real face does a better job at representing the character than the weird rubbery make up he has in those shots. Up close he looks like a doll and not a person. Whatever, the costume should be the highlight, and it is stunning.

I don't see what the issue is. It's a new Metal Gear game that I get to play soon. I don't care about playtime as long as it gives me some meaningful experience that I can take away from it.
People can argue about the price, sure. Not really an issue for me.

Screenshots are all from the first half hour of the game. I am not implying anything just thought that was an interesting observation.

What? No! I never said he may have had trouble with the game. I am simply saying it would be nice to see the Demon Underworld photographed as nicely as the starting areas.

Donkey Kong Country games have always been floaty.

Goddamnit. It startled me just as I was taking a sip of my coffee.

I like your post, it's informative. I however don't understand why you antagonize Photoshop. If it killed his career, it simply means he was unable to evolve. And if there is one thing you just proved, it's that Photoshop can't kill his amazing legacy.