The Revolutionary Armed Forces of Colombia?

Sorry, De Nero's no Mitchum, and I will accept no substitutes.

Would he spit them out for being too soft?

The last time I quit superhero comics was in the late 90's. Thanks in no small part to the endless X-Men crossovers. But as bad as those were, they only lasted 3 months - not an entire year.

I think the endless reboots over at DC and endless crossovers at Marvel have soured a lot of writers (and readers).

Marvel has been such a shit show the past couple of years that I'm quitting superhero comics.

That's Bendis for you.
Over at io9 they had a list of all the pointless, stupid, and nonsensical deaths in comic book - 90% were written by Bendis.

He's a much better writer than his father.

"more holes than a quality swiss cheese"
A King family hallmark

The book was pretty good. I didn't see the movie.

Him and his wife were too busy trying to slap warning labels on rap albums.

Is someone is to blame (besides Gore) it's the networks. The started calling states before the polls closed - if you live in the center states or the west coast and the networks say "it's all over" are you really going to vote? That's voter suppression.

and the oh-so-clever way the worked "X" into the title?

Up next: Secret Invasion II: dumb enough for you?

Then you should only read the first half of the book.

And it was "Angel Dust"

I don't think you understand how capitalism work.
It's the lack of competition that's the problem.

Short sighted local politicians created these monopolies in exchange for the local "community access" channel

Logan's Run
You could get Michael York to play the old man.

Does the 1st half of his career encompass Top Ten and the other ABC comics? 'Cause those are pretty good.