staring Sasha Grey?

Single in Pittsburgh?
Does the ticket come with the suicide hotline number?

I'm really hoping they do the "Defender for a Day" story.

I was hoping for Dreama Walker

Whenever the Vinnie Jones dude comes on-screen I think, "Where's the Cape?"

Right, he spends all this time in Hong Kong and can't visit a barber shop?

My theory - Dig was hoping Laurel and Roy would get themselves killed.

And dumber?

In Soviet Russia, Yahoo Serious makes jokes about you!

No, the most ridiculous was him ordering Iron City beer on some alien world. That beer is crap.

OK, now I hoping that Nextwave: Agents of HATE somehow makes it into this mess.

So it's like Star Search only hosted by Dazzler?

Yea, I read somewhere Warner makes more money off of Super-Man t-shirts than they do off of DC comics.

Depp is the new DeNiro.
You can look forward to decades of crap from both of them.

If I remember correctly, the Heroes Reborn origin story for the Fantastic Four actually made sense.

Batman 66?

The Condiment King?

I can't wait for Zack Snyder's #M for Murder

Can the birds be space aliens?

I envy you.